Stargate: Unlimited

Hyrule

And he finishes eating.

Nomad

"I have no idea, we should search."

Earth

Kyle is kind of sad, but ok and doing his homework.

Dammerung

"That we can see." he says "Besides, Wilhelm can manipulate matter."

---

He's not in a much better mood.

Valhalla

"Oh come on, do you really want I make a an innocent victim pay for your sins?"

Hyrule

Zelda finishes too.

Nomad

"Alright." Vega nods.

Earth

Parker goes and gives him a hug.

Dammerung

Mary just nods after a moment.

---

She goes to rest for a bit.

Valhalla

"The only person that has sinned is you!"

Hyrule

And he goes to ask Jack.

Nomad

He skims through the list of Stargate address they got.

Earth

He hugs her tightly.

"You're back!"

Dammerung

He looks around a bit.

---

Well, Junior goes to the Cafe.

Valhalla

"Oh no, not by my definition. Now?"

Hyrule

She goes with him.

Nomad

Vega waits quietly.

Earth

"Of course, I am. I hate being away from you."

Dammerung

Mary looks as well.

---

And Aiden sleeps for about an hour.

Valhalla

"Your definition is as warped and twisted as yourself!"

Hyrule

Jack looks startled at them when he asks.

"What the hell are you thinking to?" he replies "Why does everyone seem to think I'm some stalker or pervert when I'm given the occasion?"

Nomad

He finds the code for, well, SG's Earth.

Earth

He smiles

"Jarod's back too!"

Dammerung

"Let's go take a closer look."

---

He leaves her alone meanwhile.

Valhalla

"The winner decides what is good and evil." he grins

Hyrule

"It's human nature, isn't it?"

Nomad

"We going there then?"

Earth

"Yeah, he is." She smiles.

Dammerung

She nods and goes.

---

She gets up before long and goes to the cafe.

Valhalla

"Not when it's you deciding!"

Hyrule

"It may be human's nature, but it's not mine!"

Nomad

"I guess." he nods

Earth

Jarod smiles to him as well. And he sees Ethan.

"Who's that...?"

Dammerung

He looks around outside.

---

Junior looks at her.

"Hey."

Valhalla

"Either way, wanna someone to suffer for you?"

Hyrule

"Aren't you human?"

Nomad

"We're off to see the wizard, then." Oh, the puns. Vega loves them.

Earth

"This is Ethan, he's mine and Jarod's brother."

Dammerung

Mary looks as well.

---

"Hey."

Valhalla

"Yes! You!"

Hyrule

"Humans are greedy, selfish and blood thirsty." O'Neill replies "Being human doesn't mean we all share the same defaults, huh?"

Nomad

Oh, he smiles a bit at that, nods then goes.

Earth

"... Does this mean he's my uncle?"

Dammerung

"I think this planet's artificial."

---

"Bad mood, huh?"

Valhalla

"No, I was more meaning, if you'd enjoy for me to pick a random human to torture if you didn't follow me quietly."

Hyrule

Zelda just nods.

Nomad

Vega grins and follows.

Earth

"Yeah, it does." She nods.

Dammerung

"What makes you think that?"

---

"What gave it away?"

Valhalla

She just swears at him.

Hyrule

"Is that all?"

Nomad

And he goes to the Stargate.

Earth

He smiles a bit.

Dammerung

"There doesn't seem to be anybody around. Besides when I looked at the sky, I couldn't recognize any constellation we can see from our galaxies."

---

"Just a hunch."

Valhalla

"I take it that you'll be nice." he grins

Hyrule

"I suppose it is."

Nomad

She's still following.

Earth

She smiles too.

Dammerung

"I guess it is possible."

---

Aiden just nods.

Valhalla

Just glaring.

Hyrule

"Great." he says and eats, and considers what's the best joke to do given the situation.

Nomad

He types in the code for SG Earth.

Earth

"Data is here too." he says "He's been teaching me maths."

Dammerung

He nods.

---

"So, what do we do?"

Valhalla

He smiles and tries to take her to Niflheim once more.

Hyrule

Zelda sighs and goes to sit back down.

Nomad

Vega goes through then,

Earth

"That's good, math is important."

Dammerung

"What do we do though?"

---

"Not a clue."

Valhalla

She doesn't fight. Yet.

Hyrule

And Daniel goes with her.

"Oh by the way." O'Neill tells her as he goes "Close the door behind you when you change next time."

No really bad taste, but he needed to find something to say.

Nomad

Well, as he does. And they arrive... Nope, not on Stargate Earth. Rather in a very very bright place, with only light around them.

Earth

He nods.

Dammerung

"I... don't know. We'd need outside help."

---

"We can't just abandon them though."

Valhalla

Well then, he takes her until the depth of that world.

Hyrule

She grabs something and throws it at him.

Nomad

"What the hell is this?!"

Earth

Parker smiles and kisses the top of his head.

Dammerung

"We can't contact anybody though..."

---

"I know that!"

Valhalla

Valkyrie glares coldly.

Hyrule

"Ouch!"

It hurts. But he smiles still and goes back to his food.

Nomad

"I have no idea..."

he looks around, and some kind of light, divine music starts to play. You now, the kind of music angels would play. And a man clothed in white appears in the light.

Earth

He smiles too.

Dammerung

"Let's explore then, I doubt Wilhelm may have done this perfectly."

---

"Hey, was just saying." he frowns

Valhalla

"Well then, your suffering shall begin."

Hyrule

Zelda has never been so satisfied to hurt someone until now.

Nomad

"What the fuck..??"

Earth

She doesn't want to leave him again.

Dammerung

Mary nods.

---

Aiden sighs.

Valhalla

She tries to attack him again.

Hyrule

Well, Daniel smiles at that and sits with her.

"Don't worry, that was just a joke, I know him." he adds

Nomad

"..."

Welp, Otacon is wtf-ed too. And the man in white walks to them... When he's close enough, it's Q, not that they ever saw him before or know who he is.

"Welcome to the after-life, my children." he calmly says "You're dead."

Earth

Well, he's not going anywhere.

"Where were you for that long?"

Dammerung

And off he is to explore.

---

"The Dammerung's still here."

Valhalla

He tries to avoid.

"What is it?" he frowns "You so wish to see someone suffer?"

Hyrule

"It was not funny."

Nomad

"Bull!" Vega scowls.

Earth

"We had a little trouble."

Dammerung

Mary goes with him.

---

"He's probably mocking us."

Valhalla

"You said you'd do that if I didn't go quietly. And I did!" She attacks again.

Hyrule

"I didn't say it was."

Nomad

"The Stargate of the Planet you tried to access is protected by an iris that annihilates all non-authorized persons." he says ever so quietly "You died then, and your souls traveled here."

Earth

"What?"

Dammerung

He explores... For some hours.

---

"We need to do something!"

Valhalla

And he tries to counter.

"Very well, Valkyrie. Once i'll be done with you, I'll bring down here ten humans to keep you company."

Hyrule

"Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?"

Nomad

Pissed Vega is pissed.

Earth

"Don't worry about it, we took care of everything."

Dammerung

Mary explores with him.

---

"Like what?"

Valhalla

"Lenneth will never allow it!"

Hyrule

"Yeah but, Jack fails at jokes."

Nomad

He stares at them god.

"This is the after-life plane, and I am God."

Earth

"Ok."

Dammerung

Well, he doesn't find much.

---

"He's got to have a weakness."

Valhalla

"What she doesn't know, doesn't harm her..." he says with an innocent face

Hyrule

"That's become painfully obvious."

Nomad

"Yeah, right!"

Earth

Parker smiles a little.

Dammerung

Mary sighs softly.

---

"If he does, nobody knows it."

Valhalla

"You're the most vile and disgusting excuse for a god in history!"

Hyrule

He nods slowly.

Nomad

"Is it blasphemy I hear?" he raises an eyebrow "I could send you right into the other after life... If you see what I mean."

Earth

He smiles too.

Dammerung

He keeps walking for a while.

---

"I know someone who might."

Valhalla

"Oh, stop flattering me dear." he laughs